So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
