I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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