I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I have surprise drugs for everyone
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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