I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?