I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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