The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
two words...techno handjob
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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