No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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