so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I am one with the molecules
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize