Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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