the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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