You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how can u be prego again
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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