my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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