just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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