I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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