Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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