idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
