I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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