They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You can make out without kissing
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