can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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