Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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