when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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