You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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