I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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