Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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