Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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