Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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