Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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