hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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