I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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