Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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