I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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