So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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