With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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