and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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