I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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