I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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