yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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