CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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