I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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