Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize