Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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