gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
