she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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