i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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