Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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