Having a random hookup so left but love u
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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