STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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