The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I party with great urgency now.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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