I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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