So drunk its hurt
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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