is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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