I hate all girls vehemently.
my phone needs a breathalizer
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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