Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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