scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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