Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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